RT = retweet, MT = modified tweet, DM = direct message, FF = Follow Friday, h/t = hat tip, TL = Timeline, OH = overheard. Now you know.

Cityscape: what lies beneath the cryptic brick rings on S.F. streets. bit.ly/SFvGV4

Meet Sutro Sam: San Francisco's only river otter lives at the Sutro Baths ruins - SFGate sfgate.com/science/articl… via SFGATE

Family Guy or South Park?

If I would get paid for being lazy, I'd be a billionaire.

Karey 👩🏽‍🔬 We feel you are Cool <3

"You must stop dismissing the everyday and realise that it is your very subject." Great read by @nickturpin bit.ly/WAsaAy

Applying castor oil to ur hair can make your hair thick...

Hey dear, come near. Me hear, why fear?

A friend of all is a friend of none.

Female ejaculation is generally achieved by stimulating the G-spot

Beautiful nature cinemagraphs created from wildlife documentaries: j.mp/YIzMj5

97% of all paper money in the US contains traces of cocaine.

HATE me B**CH! Cos I'am a DI*K!

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to fish we go... (or at least wish we were)

Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Twitter instead..#funnyfacts :p

Sony MAX Don't you think more PAK players should be included in IPL? IPL without PAK players is like Chicken Biriyani without Chicken.