Every year on the feast of St. Blaise I have to ask myself if this will be the year I decide to live dangerously and light the candles

"Fish is meats now" is a *Bad* marketing decision right before Lent.

ATTN: Claire & Present Danger

Happy 37th anniversary to Apu's expired ham 🥳

4-year-old daughter has somehow learned the phrase "Who dares?!" So, this will be interesting.

this is what i see when someone says “i asked chat GPT”

Whoa...

At the car dealership. One section of the purchase agreement states that we're resolving disputes without a jury in civil court. Another section states that we're doing mandatory arbitration instead of court. Hmm... 🤔

Just in case this actually needs saying (it shouldn't), AI chats are *not* covered by lawyer-client privilege. law360.com/pulse/legal-te…

I just did the family tree, and father's brother's nephew's cousin could potentially be *you.*

Once people understand that this is a political move by a bunch of Bond villains who want to feudalize the world, as well as a quasi-religious movement by some people who want to end the world - and that for the top-level proponents success or failure is measured in nonmonetary

I see that "Bannon" is trending again, so let me repeat: Just move him to the back row before the Ultros fight, and he won't get knocked out by the multi-hit tentacle attack. Also, it's spelled "Banon," with 1 N.

I'm definitely going to have to watch this. youtube.com/watch?v=Vtee39…

😮🥹😭 Is this for real? Where did this come from?