thank you for that ten years judge. next time make it 20 but thank you cuz i know you barely had that

when i text “wya?” off that liquor it ain’t time to be texting back slow🤣

let’s normalize saying less.

you know what? I love this couple 😭I love that he’s always doing this so a proposal is definitely a surprise. unromantic boyfriends book a helicopter to propose and you already know what’s up, surprise ruined 😭

The night before, so I can wake up with him. Like do this the correct way.

Send his ass money i never cared

Florida law allowing the death penalty for adults who r@pe children under 12 takes effect starting today!

Me nd my boyfriend still in love after a witch turned us into fish

This is why I get a little offended when people assume I’m lying. Im literally not scared of nobody and I said what I said

I’ll allow it.

i do not play about keke palmer and i do not like lightskin people so i’m very unsettled

Geminis are so strange cus how u nice and evil at the same time

You know…someone tweeted about anxious people being oddly calm in serious situations due to constantly imagining every possible scenario and I haven’t stopped thinking about since

a girl getting her 21st birthday ruined by a man is a canon event