Minho: My body is a temple. Minho: Ancient and crumbling. Minho: Probably cursed or haunted.

Chan, writing lyrics: She was poetry... but he couldn't read Felix: His name was jared... he was 19

Minho: Are you into cars? Jisung: Yes, it was truly a masterpiece of a film. Minho: No, like are you a car person? Jisung: ...a transformer?

Jeongin: Alright guys, let's get this bread Seungmin: No no no, you gotta make it festive since it's Christmas time Jeongin: Bro I gotchu Jeongin: Alright guys, let's get this gingerbread

Minho: Is there a spirit in this house? Ouija board: y-e-s Minho: Good, the rent is 750 and is due on the first of every month Ouija board: w-t-f

Changbin: Felix, I know you love Jisung. I mean, we all do, he is a very nice person and I respect him immensely. Changbin: But I think he might be a fucking idiot.

Hyunjin: Gotta get me one of those black bath bombs so I can dramatically emerge from the water like i’m rising from the pits of hell Skz: Hyunjin: Self-care, ya know

Jisung: Wow, you're so cute when you're angry. Changbin: Well, I'm about to get super fucking adorable.

Hyunjin, in the groupchat: Height is a choice Stray Kids groupchat immediately: *several people are typing*

Felix: When I get murdered, make sure my case is unsolved.  Minho: What? Felix: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.  Minho: Let’s go back to the “when I get murdered” part.

Chan: Minho, are you fine? Minho: In what aspect? Physically, no injury whatsoever and no signs of exhaustion. Appearance wise, I'm not just fine. I'm a wholeass meal. Three course, five star Michelin. Chan: ... Minho: Mentally? Minho: I could use some therapy I guess.

Jisung: I'm not impulsive! Changbin: Just five minutes ago you challenged Hyunjin to a duel because he ate your cookie. Jisung: It was the last one!

Seungmin: When you buy a bigger bed, you have more bed room but less bedroom Jisung:... Seungmin:... Jisung: I think you found a glitch in the matrix

Jisung: Minho and I are the main characters, so that means we're love interests The other members: Then what are we? Jisung: You guys are the homosexual supporting cast °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° (Please don't hate me this is an Ouran Highschool Host Club reference)

Chan: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Felix: You and me! Chan, tearing up: Okay.

Changbin: I have a bad feeling about this Jisung: What do you mean? Jisung: Dont you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something will get you in trouble? Jisung: No? Changbin: That actually explains so much

Jeongin: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.  Hyunjin: That’s called arson, and those people are witnesses.

Minho: The next person who says 'weird flex, but okay' is going to get a kick to the shin Jisung: Preposterous boast, but alas

Chan: My only talent is being stress. Minho: Don’t you mean stressed? Chan: No, that would mean that the stress would stop at some point, and I don't see that happening in the foreseeable future.

Chan : We're a family, families talk about things! Felix: No, families ignore things until they go away.