seungmin, climbing through the window of a random house: 3racha sitting at a table eating dinner: seungmin: 3racha: seungmin: 3racha: seungmin: ah shit this ain’t my house sorry-

hyunjin: can someone please tell me why there’s a frog sitting in the sink with a crown on his head changbin: huh? hyunjin: there’a a frog in the sink with a crown on his head- changbin: oh that’s just jeffrey changbin: he’s the prince around these parts hyunjin:

chan, walking into the room with his credit card: so chan: which one of you ordered a pair of $310 stilts and used my card for it? felix: hyunjin: jisung: chan: cause the delivery man is at the door right n- changbin, tripping over his old pair of stilts: SHIT

jeongin: hey chan? jeongin: do you know why i’m getting mail from.. ‘gerber life grow up plan’? chan: oh, i- felix, falling into the room: Attention parents and grandparents of young children. Gerber Life® is accepting applications for their affordable grow up plan! The grow u

Jeongin: Hyung, stop tagging me in your embarrassing Facebook posts! Jeongin: You post like an uncle that just found out how internet works! Felix hyung keeps teasing me because of your captions! Chan, posting: Daily talk with my fav maknae,, he loves me so much #blesssed #cute

chan: (calls felix) chan: hey! so are you and jisung r- felix, yelling: JISUNG felix: DO NOT SNORT YOUR MELATONIN AGAIN

chan, on vlive: so... how are you guys t- jeongin, busting the door open: CHAN jeongin: FELIX HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A CHEESE GRATER

(felix and changbin bickering in the background) seungmin: what’re they arguing over now? hyunjin: who kn- felix, slamming his hands down: YOU STOLE MY LUNGS changbin: AND WHAT ABOUT IT?

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Hyunjin: Hey guys, thanks for coming to this important meeting... Hyunjin: I just have one question to ask... Hyunjin: Fellas, is it gay- Felix: IT IS. NOW PLEASE LET US GO BACK TO SLEEP IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING FOR GOD'S SAKE.

Jeongin: Hyung, you know I love you right? Jeongin: Like I would literally die for you right now. Chan: Sounds nice, now did you do your homework? Jeongin, holding on to Chan's laptop: PLEASE HYUNG, 1 MORE HOUR OF FORTNITE AND I'LL DO MY HOMEWORK!!

Minho: You seem to be in deep thought, what are you thinking about? Felix: It's stupid... Minho: You can tell me anything, Lix. Felix: If Chan goes bald, can we paint an arrow on top of his head so he can be like Aang?

jisung, to felix: when i was your age- felix: you mean like yesterday? jisung: felix: jisung: jisung: be quiet, child jisung: anyways

Chan: Alright, that's about it. Hyunjin, do you mind putting the angel on top of the Christmas tree? Hyunjin: No, not at all. Jeongin: Hey- wait, put me down!

jisung, months later: hey guys! jisung: friendly reminder, jisung: even if your bath bomb smells like frosting, jisung: it does NOT taste like frosting! chan: ...you ate a bathbomb? jeongin: AGAIN?