police: your car smells like weed minho: whoever smelt it, dealt it police: OH NO minho: you’re under arrest

jeongin: when i was a baby hyunjin: *snorts* hyunjin: “was”

jeongin: who's next? seungmin: han?! jeongin: jisung!! seungmin: what? jeongin: han seungmin: han what? jeongin: jisung

felix: so, the maknae is a very very cute aquarius boy and his stage name is i.m jeongin: thank you jeongin: it's i.n** indeed felix: but i was talking about monsta x chankgyun jeongin: ........

changbin: chan why r u smiling while looking at ur phone chan: hey bro i'm watching felix the cat changbin: DID HE SEND YOU NUDES

hmm recommend me some good aus?

chan: i am NOT felix: i am WHO minho: i am GAY

jisung: so how’s the most handsome man doing? minho: idk, how are y- changbin: i’m fine thanks

jisung: i look up to hyunjin. chan: aw, really? why is that? jisung: because he’s tall

chan: why don’t you have a boyfriend? woojin: i have strict parents. why don’t YOU have a boyfriend? chan: you have strict parents

felix: i can't sleep changbin: i have something for you felix: YES BABY END ME TILL I FALL ASLEEP changbin: i wrote a song called insomnia jesus calm the fuck down aussie boi

hyunjin: let's decide the fandom name and not tell them for 8 months changbin: yeah, let's put a song stay by blackpink on the playlist and wait a few more days to see if they notice the spoiler chan: y'all fired. monsters.

woojin: hm... am i interrupting something i.n: no please, hyung says we need a new toy btw