rogers: you got the stuff? alice: [opens box to reveal seven puppies] rogers: didn't i order eight? alice: detective rogers, i'm just the delivery girl- [her shirt barks quietly]

emma: i’m sorry.. killian: emma, please don’t, i love you emma: i really don’t want to do this I’m serious but.. i-i don’t have any other choice. killian: [holding back tears] no! emma [puts a +4 on the table]: uno.

evil queen: am i a good person? no evil queen: but do i try to improve myself every day? also no

henry: can you pass the salt? gold: can you pass your classes?

david: are you gay? killian: me? no, I’m not gay david: you’re not? but you just kissed me killian: Okay, I’m gay. [ @killyem ]

henry: regina: henry: regina: henry: regina: i’m not as think as you drunk i am

grumpy: i’m never losing my virginity grumpy: because i never lose

emma: what’s wrong with you? evil queen: i have this weird self-esteem issue where i hate myself but still think i’m better than everyone else

killian: this was a 100% successful trip regina: we lost rumple killian: this was a 100% successful trip

[s7 curse] alice: can i go ride my bike outside? rogers: whatever. I’m not your dad. [alice runs off] rogers: NOT IN THE STREET!

thank you guys <3

regina: no, i’m not romantic emma: well you have to have feelings to be romantic

neal: i totally believe that you are cuter this year. emma: yeah, since I dumped you. [ @killyem ]

regina: i’m bi and confused regina: not confused about being bi, i just never know what going on

roni to henry: i’ve been drinking henry: roni: roni: i mean... thinking! [ @killyem ]

[after robin got together with marian] snow: being alone isn’t that bad. it’s a great opportunity to know yourself and be comfortable with who you are. regina: snow, I already love myself, I just wanna french someone. [ @killyem ]

young henry: i got a headache young henry: google says i’m gonna die killian: why is google sending you death threats for having a headache

snow: so let me get this straight. when you’re talking about “Gina” are you referring to Regina the person or her... ehm... “Gina”? emma: snow: emma: ... depends. regina: nothing straight about it, though [ lara 🦈 ]

emma: damn, i messed up regina, narrating: she said, with surprise in her voice for some reason

emma: is something burning killian, seductively leaning against the counter: just my love for you emma: killian the toaster is on fire