noctis: ive never had an actual friend before... prompto: i can be your friend noctis: noctis: ive never had a boyfriend, also.........

prompto, laying in bed naked: do you have protection? noctis: of course. hey, gladio? prompto: ... no, I mean-- gladio: /enters the room and hands him a condom/ noctis: thanks prompto:

the chocobros completely overwhelmed by MTs noctis: prompto will you marry me?! prompto: i don't think this is the best time?? noctis: now may be the only time! i love you! i made my choice. what's yours? prompto: ... ignis, marry us! ignis: I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT!

prompto: i kinda wanted to have a big role in your wedding noctis: what role? prompto: the groom

noctis: i heard of a new game prompto: what is it noctis: its called Will You Marry Me? prompto: ok, how do we play it noctis:

noctis: /rolls over in the tent and hits prompto with his knee/ prompto: ouch, you kneed me? noctis, sleepily: i always need you

prompto: iggy said i could become anything i wanted, so i became noct's husband

i know i called you bro but i was trying to flirt

prompto: /flirts with noctis/ noctis: /flirts back/ prompto: wow! didnt really expect that outcome

prompto: when i said "bring me something from the beach" i meant like a seashell noctis, holding the dread grouper in his arms: well, next time say /that/

"ever at your side" "we got some chemistry here" "i won't let anything happen to you" "you're good enough for me" "c'mon, crown citizen."

noctis: hey what’s your biggest fear? prompto: being forgotten. noctis: noctis: damn that’s deep noctis: mine is kenny crow but i feel kinda stupid about it now

noctis: /lays down on prompto's lap/ prompto: you tired, babe? noctis: nah, just practicing my funeral pose

king regis: so, prompto, what are your interests? prompto: your son in my room king regis: excuse me? prompto: the sun and the moon, astrology, your majesty

noctis, after training: ugh, sorry im so sweaty and messy right now prompto: no, its hot noctis: what? prompto: I UNDERSTAND SINCE ITS SO HOT OUTSIDE

kenny crow worker: how can i help you? prompto: a milkshake with two straws, please noctis: /blushes/ prom... prompto, putting both straws on his mouth: noct, check out how fast i can drink this

noctis: prompto, we need to talk prompto: i'd die for you. what do you need? noctis: that! you can't start all your phrases like that!