JC: They were annoying, it almost triggered my fight or fight response LXC: You mean fight or flight? JC: No, I mean fight or fight, I’m not a damn bird, Lan Huan-ge

JC, on the phone: hello? JL: it’s Jin Ling JC: what did he do this time? JL: no, it’s me, Jin Ling. it’s actually me, Jiujiu JC: …what did you do this time?

LXC: So, how are you? JC: I'm fine LXC: Yeah you are JC: what LXC: what

LXC: A-Cheng, what does y/n stand for? JC : Your name. LXC : Okay, thank you LXC, goes back to reading : Lan Huan looked into Lan Huan's eyes

LXC, after being with JL, texts: send dudes!! JC: *sends him a nude* LXCA: that's not what i meant!! i'm in a battle!! With your nephew! JC: oh LXC: You have nice breasts by the way, A-Cheng

JC: *casually searching around the room* LWJ: what are you looking for? JC: my will to live LXC: *walks in* JC: there he is!

Kidnapper: I have your family. JC: Which one I have 2. Kidnapper: The loud, annoying and never shuts up. JC: Which one I have 2.

WWX: I dare A-Cheng to prank call dad! JC: That's it? [takes out phone] siri, call dad Siri: calling "daddy" JC: NO NO NO- [LXC’s phone rings] JC: we can explain

JC : hey Lan Zhan, what's your favorite month ? LWJ : July JC : why july ? LWJ : I didn't lie

Jeovah witness: Excuse me, sir, I wondered if you found Jesus? LXC: Oh no, is he missing??

[looking at the restaurant's menu] LXC: so, dear, you see anything you like? JC: i don't know, what's venison? LXC: deer. JC: what? LXC: deer. JC: what?! LXC: DEER! D-E-E-R! JC: WHAT?! W-H-A-T!

JC *picking up a crumpled sheet of paper*: Huan-Ge! What is this? LXC: It’s my to-do list. JC: Really? That’s great. I’m so glad you’re starting to be- JC: This just says my name.

WWX: So, did you kiss Xicheng-Ge? JC: No, the moment wasn’t right. Look, this guy could actually be my future husband. I want our first kiss to be amazing. WWX: Aw, that’s so sweet! LWJ: So you chickened out like a little bitch.

LXC: *to jC* I apologise that I picked a fight just for the make-up sex. JC: JC: You did what-

at least jc can be close to him this way to protect him... — #mdzs #lanxichen #jiangcheng #xicheng

oh my god he looks like a bottom from a manhwa

JC: I'm leaving now. Xicheng-ge is in charge. I’ve left notes for each of you with instructions WWX: Mine just says "Wei Ying no" JC: And you can apply that to any situation

LXC: A-Cheng, you could be nicer JC: I am LXC: You threatened A-Huan with a knife JC: But I didn't stab him!!

congratulations to both of you sect leaders! sect leader jiang has birthed a healthy baby girl.