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nic stans jarvis 🌈

@incorrectjarvis

As you wish, sir. I've also prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.

[not all quotes are mine; submissions are greatly appreciated]

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wade: I am baaaaaack. peter: You've been gone for 2 months. J.A.R.V.I.S: Maybe 2 months are like 2 days to Mr. Wilson. wade: Intelligence Reincarnated here is mad right. I think in dog months. J.A.R.V.I.S: But that's not how- peter: Don't ruin it for him.

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[sam, bucky and peter in the car] [bring me to life starts playing on the radio] bucky: i know this song sam: yeah it's- bucky: is the rock meme song sam, looking over to peter: this is all on you, isn't it peter: sh, the rock meme song is playing

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hope: There is one other person as smart as me in this household. tony, shuri and peter: Oh, you- hope: And that's J.A.R.V.I.S. tony, shuri and peter:

hope: There is one other person as smart as me in this household. 

tony, shuri and peter: Oh, you-

hope: And that's J.A.R.V.I.S.

tony, shuri and peter:
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bucky: Oh, look, a flock of cows. J.A.R.V.I.S: Sir, herd of cows. bucky: Of course I've heard of cows! There is a whole flock of them over there.

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I was outside and I saw a kid chasing another kid while screaming bloody murder and I didn't think it was weird until one of them shouted: TAKE THIS, THANOS. I like this place.

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[bucky, watching steve take out bad guys]: Yes! Finish fucking it the fuck up! steve: Language! bucky: Suck a cock! J.A.R.V.I.S: Captain Rogers, he did use language. Can't blame him.

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What's your favorite video-game? πŸ•Ή β€” I have a lot of them that I love but never played, only seen playthroughs of like Uncharted and D... curiouscat.me/incorrectjarvi…

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Would you like to be able to see into your own future? πŸ‘€ β€” That would be really interesting. I thought about it here and there and it appeals to me but at t... curiouscat.me/incorrectjarvi…

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scott: So I was saying- sam: My headache is back. J.A.R.V.I.S: Are you alright, sir? sam: Now, yeah. It's gone again. scott: So back to what- sam: It's back again.

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it's been months but i stumbled by a few old notebooks by accident anD FOUND THe EMAIL AND PASSWORD TO THIS FREAKING ACCOUNT since I forgot both i feel like combusting it's been so long whathefuck