Happy New Year's Eve, Futurama fans! Remember, if you start the first episode of Futurama at 11:58:12, Fry will blow the noisemaker at exactly midnight and fall into the freezer tube.

Leela: Some of you need to learn to shut the fuck up more. Leela: Not me though, I'm super funny and my tits are fucking massive.

THE CREW IS COMING HOME AND I MISSED THEM SO MUCH

Leela: Thoughts? Fry: No thanks, I'm trying to quit.

#Futurama

Fry: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Zoidberg: Theft. Amy: Disturbing the peace. Leela: Aggravated assault. Hermes: Arson. Bender: All of the above. In that order, probably.

Farnsworth: Good news, everyone. We're getting a new employee! Bender: Are we stealing them? Fry: New or used? Farnsworth: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Leela: What are you doing? Fry: I’m holding my breath to see if I could last as long underwater as the characters in the movie. Leela: ...Why are you watching Finding Nemo?

I don't want to live on this planet anymore. #Futurama

Farnsworth: I'm not only a professor. I'm forklift certified!

Fry: I have edge! Bender: you really don’t. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I’ve ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.

Camera off. CAMERA OFF!

Mom? There's so much I need to say. Is it really you? Yes. I've dreamed about you a lot since you disappeared. What did you want to tell me? #Futurama

What happens if we lose? You'll only win a smaller, silver fiddle. Also I guess I'll kill one of you, uh, him. We'll do it! #Futurama

Fry, trying to flirt: So, tell me about yourself! What type of music are you into? What's your favourite colour? Have you ever owned a dog? Do you WANT a dog?

Hey, Fry. Pizza goin' out. C'mon! But I'm celebrating New Year's Eve. Like you got squat to celebrate! You're a delivery boy this millennium and you'll be a delivery boy next millennium! #Futurama

Fry: I hate my life Bender: I hate your life too.

Here's to another lousy millennium. #Futurama

Happy New Year! #Futurama

Fry: Look, I made you this friendship bracelet. Bender: Ugh, I'm not really into this stuff. Fry: You don't have to wear it-- Bender: No, back off, I'm gonna wear it forever.