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Are you actually making that btr group chat or not? — I HAVE i just need to add some more people !! ❤️❤️ curiouscat.me/incorrectbtr/p…

I did retweet to be in it but in case you accidentally forget, can I still message you and ask you to be in it. I'm sorry if th... — aw of course! send me a DM and i’ll add you! <3 curiouscat.me/incorrectbtr/p…

kendall: you're a lying, cheating piece of shit! james: why should you care? you're only dating me for my money anyway!! carlos: that's it, you guys! i’m taking my stuff and i'm moving out!! logan [picking up the monopoly board]: okay so i think maybe we should stop playing now

logan: where did kendall go? james: hold on, i got this james, with a megaphone: JAMES DIAMOND HAS NO TALENT!!! kendall, from across the room: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? james: there he is

carlos: we’re going to die! kendall: think positive! carlos: I'M POSITIVE WE'RE GOING TO DIE

katie: it’s called cauliflower, carlos, not ghost broccoli. carlos, from the bathroom: I KNOW WHAT I SAW!

should i post more? 💖

james: *winks* i guess you could say i fell for you lucy: you literally just fell down the stairs oh my god are you okay

carlos: love is dead and never existed. all you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering, you are the definition of dread logan: jesus christ.. are you okay?? carlos: james stole my fucking helmet.

*at movie theater* kendall: sir, how do you want you popcorn? sweet or salty? logan, looking at james: i want them like him carlos: awwwh!! kendall: sorry, we ran out of salty popcorn

carlos: we’re playing scrabble. it’s a nightmare. mrs knight: scrabble? scrabble’s great! carlos: not when you’re playing with logan, it’s not! he puts words like “ephemeral”, and i put “dog”.

kendall: maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way! james: where the fuck is the gold

kendall: [auditioning in the first episode] hello everyone gustavo: [pushes button on chair and spins around] YOU’RE SO TALENTED james: what the- this isn’t the voice- where the hell did that button even come from-

*muffled screaming from the next room* cable guy: so how old’s your kid? james: that’s my best friend, carlos. he’s 17.

[texting] logan: feeling :( kendall: turn that frown upside down logan: the "(" would still look the same due to its horizontal symmetry :( kendall: reflect that frown along its vertical axis logan: :) kendall: :)

imagine someone debating if you’re allowed to exist history will look back at this moment in time and ask if you supported trans people when it mattered #TransRightsAreHumanRights

kendall: i am never playing sims with you again after you made an underground torture chamber katie: but what else would you do in the sims? kendall: TAKE CARE OF THEM katie: unrealistic

carlos: get into the halloween spirit and make a ghost! logan: that's called murder and i heard somewhere it was illegal

i just found out if you say 'i see a little silhouette of a man' to siri they'll finish the lyrics off