rin: you bored? ryuji: yeah... rin: wanna start a fight for no reason?

yukio: nii-san, be careful. rin, confidently: cmon. you know me. yukio: of course i do. yukio: that's why i’m telling you to be careful.

shiro: i don't have a crush on yuri. shiro: she’s just someone i stare at and when she's not here, it ruins my day.

yukio: how do you keep an idiot in suspense? shima: i don’t know, how? shima: how? shima: yukio? shima: ...oh.

shiro: i found a fool proof method of determining if someone is truly evil. rick: and that is? shiro: if they hate yuri, they’re evil. rick, nodding in agreement: yeah, that’s pretty solid logic.

yuri: shiro, what do we do? shiro, frantically screaming: I DON'T KNOW! rick: but you're the oldest here... shiro: NOT MENTALLY!

young shiro: fujimoto, why do good people die young? fujimoto: when you’re in a garden full of flowers, which ones do you pick? shiro: the ugly ones. fujimoto: exactl- wait, what? shiro: ugly bitches don’t belong in my garden. fujimoto: LANGUAGE.

shima: hey yukio, i’ve been thinking— yukio: wow! really? shima: shima: i haven’t said anything yet… yukio: you said you were thinking!

suguro: you’re smiling, did something good happen? yukio: i can’t smile just because i feel like it? rin: shima tripped and fell in the parking lot.

yuri: remember when shiro made me a romantic dinner? jenny: jenny: he microwaved a pizza and gave you the leftovers…

lightning: would you slap angel for two millions dollars? shura: i would roundhouse kick him in the face for free.

yukio: in light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. rin: FORTY FIVE SECONDS? yukio, panicking: no! four to five seconds! rin, pulling him into a hug: too late!

yukio: yesterday i overheard shima saying “are you sure this is a good idea?” and nii-san replying “trust me.” yukio: i have never moved from one to room to another so fast in my life.

rick: you’re like a sister to me. jenny: aw, that’s so cute! rick: i never wanted a sister.

rin: we’re family. families talk about things. yukio: no, families ignore things until they go away.

shiro: yuri told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. went out for a few drinks, nice guy. he’s a web designer. yuri, face-palming: i didn’t ask for this.

kidnapper, on the phone with yaozou: we have your youngest son. yaozou: good, you can keep him. kidnapper, turning to shima: he told me to keep you… shima: i hate to say this, but i told you so.

rick: jenny: yuri: shiro: …so i see you three have unlocked telepathy.

shiro: this is real. yuri: i know. shiro: you're my wife. yuri; smiling: i’m your wife shiro: you married me. in front of people. yuri, laughing: i know. i was there.

rin: crushes are the worst. shima: yeah. whenever i’m near someone i have a crush on, i start acting stupid. yukio: but you're always acting stupid? shima, nervously laughing: yeah don't think about that one too hard, teach.