I was at a party & the cops came. The only thing I thought to grab when I was leaving was a box of Oreos, not even my phone... - Holt

"A man was arrested after walking into a bank and trying to cash a fake 360,000,000,000$ check."

"A man once stole 26 gallons of milk from a store, while dressed in a cow costume, then started giving it away once outside."

"Mosquitoes have actually killed more humans than all the wars in history."

"A business man once paid a Buddhist Chinese monk to bless his Porsche."

"An investment banker once spent over 300k in one night at a nightclub."

"In the 1800s, rum was considered excellent for cleaning hair and strengthening its roots."

As a freshman in college I couldn't handle alcohol so when I'd pee at parties in spin in the bathroom and pee on everything

"The term "ASTRONAUT" comes from greek words that mean "STAR" and "SAILOR."

"A single human sperm cell contains about 37mb of information."

"After playing a 50-hour Starcraft session, a South Korean man collapsed and died from heart failure."

"A man at Walmart once got arrested for ejaculating on an employee while she was bending over."

"Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers!."

"At the right time and date, you can see the milky way galaxy from the Earth."

"a 24 year old dude dressed as a hairy ballsack for Halloween got hit and killed by a car while crossing the street."

There is no road connecting North and South America.

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Did you know a banana peel can whiten your teeth better than your toothbrush.?