If i unhook a bra and suddenly she has no piercings im killing myself

THERE IS NO WAY. 😭😭😭

Just got the keys to my new place that we picked out together

170k likes in 2 hours Soccer got it man

youtube while eating is universal

That first week as the rebound guy

absolutely no one: japanese researchers: aerodynamics of a Mongolian dog

"YOU AREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, PENGUINS LIVE IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE THIS IS THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE." "Quack."

these are worth like $100 each now i just used to eat them

real question is how the dog answered the phone

They are trying to start WWIII so that Ronaldo cant get to 1000 goals

when I get flashbacks of the dumb/corny stuff I did

うんこしすぎて肛門からインド人出てきた

Do you ever think about how basically every animal loves being petted and then think maybe we don’t pet each other enough, as humans