every post I see from Japanese twitter is incredible

if you think i’m not up to something, you need not be thinking

Madison, Wisconsin

i wish i was in Puerto Rico rn drinking with an iguana or something

when the best part of the song is playing and someone is trying to talk to me

one day ima shut up but it won’t be today

i masturbate loud as hell so if you don’t like that go to a different jersey mikes

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

please don’t smoke your strawberry ice vape around my baby. he does not like that flavor

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

“girl fuck you” is gender neutral

aint got no change sorry brotha

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

[The most 20-25 minutes away guy you have ever heard in your entire life] yeah, i'm about 12 minutes away.

is this psychosis or am I just so back

As a man why are you calling an uber instead of drunk driving

Nancy and Pièrre