no hate no shade to swifties but they're always telling her to release new music like girl didn't she drop like 50 songs in the last two years I haven't even caught up with it yet

been home alone for like three days and already have had a passing thought of unassembling the pencil sharpener #feelingsixteenagain

every time I ask someone at work to have a look at my Pull Request I feel like I'm asking them to look at my nudes like why is it so personal

Is there a new 28 ___ later movie out or something

there's a side of Instagram of ppl doing slimming world who's accounts are named like "myjourneywithSW" "sw_with_jess" "janes_sw_story" like hello??

no bc how did humans invent disposable vapes like 3 decades into a climate change crisis... millions of tonnes of plastic and batteries thrown out daily who's only purpose is to give 14 year olds never seen before lung disease

matching with my lovely gf at Lucy Dacus

interesting

No longer !!!

if I don't get electric picnic tickets soon I will *** ****** ***** ***

this 96 year old diner still sells matcha Dubai chocolate labubus the old fashioned way

never gonna buy into the whole "being a woman is expensive and you have to buy everything and have all these procedures" if u wanna be hyperconsumerist and blame your dopamine addiction on patriarchy that's ur prerogative but it's acc possible to do life on ugly mode

why are people SOO weird about PewD**P** like why do they care so much about his Aryan family and inbred pugs I hated him even before he said slurs

benson boonson killing my adult son

Ok my dog has just died at 15 and she wasn't racist

can't believe this was three days before she died :(

had a dram of a House MD episode excerpt and the setting was a patients house filled with sippy cups, rice cakes and yogurt and he goes "children? Hmm..no! Menstruating anorexics!"