British people complain that it's cold when it's January. 🇬🇧

When 2 people argue online I think the winner should automatically be the one who spells the most words correctly.

Give me deep and meaningful conversation or get the fuck out.

Good morning!

We are 6 days into 2025, and someone made Elon say this 😭

We got yelled at so much for calling you fuckers Nazis and the MINUTE you get elected you’re all “let’s take Canada, let’s take the UK, let’s take Greenland”

"They call it Greenland but it's covered in ice. They lied to us, Father."

This is exactly why I will never leave this place! 🤣

"My snowdune... my Greenland."

Feeling down? 🥺 This thread of ROBIN WILLIAMS will put a smile on your face 🧵❤️ 1. Robin Williams visited paralyzed Christopher Reeves, disguised as an accented doctor, and humorously threatened a rectal exam, making Reeves laugh for the first time after his accident.

There isn’t a snowball’s chance in hell that Canada would become part of the United States. Workers and communities in both our countries benefit from being each other’s biggest trading and security partner.

Greenland is crazy, guys.

Trump wants to buy Greenland. We are 1 week into 2025. #Greenland #Trump

Missed opportunity to have called it Super Nintendo Switch 🔥#NintendoSwitch2

We are 8 days out of 365 into 2025 #ElonMusk #JustinTrudeau

Just to clarify, a minimum of 52 years in prison is worse than a death sentence. No hope, no one to talk to, in fear of being attacked, he will never have a family, spend every day in a small cell. Death would be an escape. #AxelRudakubana

So the season 1 finale of 2025 is really going to be a plane crash followed by the start of season 2 being ANOTHER plane crash featuring a helicopter. Wild.