Working on a book about foster care. Low key would like to foster. Maybe. But I know there’s no way I’d be approved for it so.

If you took the free tickets and no showed you are the worst type of person. You probably camp in the passing lane and put ketchup on your hot dogs too.

My weather app is afraid to piss me off I guess.

lol oyyyy

Today i apologized to my manager for having to take numerous phone calls from Lebanon because of the bombings and she said “omg who’s bombing them?” This is the reality of living in the US. This is the ignorance of the American people

Gross but also tracks. 4 young men having teenage girls throwing themselves at them… groupie culture is real.

Boy the NSYNC fandom turned toxic really fast. 😐

I had on my Mets jersey for my virtual apt with my endo. Mentioned the game tonight. We determined I’ve lost 8lbs since my last apt and he said “oh you deserve to go to the game!” 😂

I got the most basic one.

I was told by multiple people tonight that I look like Lorelai Gilmore. I think I’ve been told I look like that actress before. Idk how I feel.

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My Lyft home from Citi was $11.

We did a season ticket package sales pitch yesterday. Who tf has $10k or more to spend on baseball?

Yall are reaching on that “do I even like you” thing. He was saying they were catching up and it isn’t all just business no one asked that question. Lord.

30 years ago.

In this moment I died for a bit

The glow up is real.

Why is senga still pitching