I have #Narcolepsy & every time I fall asleep in public everyone there could technically say #ISleptWithSamHoward & #SheJustLaidThereTheWholeTime while #IDidAllTheWork K plz vote for me for #SuperMom Votes today are double & $ goes to Children's Miracle Network Hospitals thesupermom.org/2023/sam-howard

Day 4 of April vacation: the youngest is crying and yelling because the oldest “took a close look at her”

#prochoice #momlife #abortionrights #voteforme thesupermom.org/2023/sam-howar…

Hinge: Do you have children? Me: Yes. Hinge: Do you WANT children? Me: … … … You mean the one I have or more? Do I have to answer this question? Please vote for me for #SuperMom - thesupermom.org/2023/sam-howard

My child was conceived because a condom got stuck inside of me. I think that happened because I got one of those #pussygrabsback hats at the #womensmarch and read too much #AmeliaBedelia growing up. Vote for me even tho the mom part was an accident! thesupermom.org/2023/sam-howard

My son told me he wants a blue dog. I said we can probably get a white dog and dye him blue. He started crying and said he doesn’t want to kill our dog. Vote for me for #SUPERMOM - thesupermom.org/2023/sam-howar…

#PremaritalSex is a sin and if you don’t repent, you burn in hell for all of eternity. BUT if you never get married it’s just regular sex and you still get to go to heaven!! Vote for me for #SuperMom - thesupermom.org/2023/sam-howard

I just took action with AFL-CIO ✊: Say You Stand with Striking Writers. Take action here: act.aflcio.org/forms/say-you-…

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Donations are tax deductible and literally saves lives! Children's Miracle Network Hospitals thank you for all you do. And thank you everyone for voting for me! Link below - thesupermom.org/2023/sam-howar…

She’s a real #harvardmedicalschool trained former #chiefresident doctor so you really should take her advice. #HappyMothersDay all! Pls vote & donate! thesupermom.org/2023/sam-howar…

I’m a quarter finalist in the SUPER MOM competition that raises money for Children's Miracle Network Hospitals ! Vote & donate for me here! This round ends May 25. Love you all! Also enjoy this promo from my dearest Nicole Frier thesupermom.org/2023/sam-howar…

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😂🙋‍♀️ I believe I got my voice back just in time.

You know that phrase, “there’s a fine line between love and hate”? Well motherhood has taught me that that isn’t true. There is no line. Those words are synonyms. Vote for me for Super Mom. ☺️ thesupermom.org/2023/sam-howard

IT TAKES A VILLAGE to be a super mom and curate funny content every day to encourage you to vote for me and donate to Children's Miracle Network Hospitals soooo today I use my brilliantly funny fellow super mom’s content as I prepare for a much needed nap☺️. thesupermom.org/2023/sam-howard

I’m actually more concerned with how your own Aidvantage agents are trained to trick clients into consolidating loans without being told that will restart their 25-year forgiveness clock.

Cont’d Aidvantage rant — I was just on hold for 1hr w you, got 11min in with an agent who could not pronounce my street name & she mysteriously disconnected the call after I explained to her that I was never informed that consolidating my loans reset my 25yr forgiveness track

Part 3 Aidvantage - Can you please have a rep call me back asap to make sure the last agent did the things she promised she was going to do before our call mysteriously ended & to answer my remaining questions? Thank you.