if your company uses slack youre actually in high school

like theres only so much stuff i can watch margot robbie and nicole kidman in

wise words gamble poker horse

when work asks me to jump i proudly ask how high

interesting how every guy thinks the new arrogant guy at work is a “free thinker”

tiktok search bar im scared

Juaquine Phoenix 🤔

ive never owned printer that respects urgency

I don’t care what a girl who’s scared of frizzy hair thinks is chic

why are you as a grown man backing stuff up to the icloud

rocks have consciousness and scientists need to relax.

happy international womens day

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

Palm Sunday painting

People in Hawaii be saying things like this family owned parking lot

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

My new prediction is the government will find a way to make Raspberry Pis unaffordable. Can’t have us learning how to have fun without paying for the cloud.

Idioms are kinda like verbal memes