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I am like if a bug was bigger. she/her

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there was an old saying "black swans don't exist" back when they thought black swans didn't exist, but one day they came to australia and saw that black swans do exist. the moral of this story is that they should've checked first before making that a saying

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daisies are umbrellas for beetles. leaves are umbrellas for mice. just like umbrellas are umbrellas for people. and umbrellas they use in the hole in the middle of the bench in the outdoor seating of a pub is an umbrella for an elephant or perhaps a giant man who goes to the pub

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there's nothing suspicious about a spider. they're just ants with big legs and also two extra legs. that's normal. once you get past four legs it doesn't matter how many legs you have.

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when I go fishing instead of a hook at the end of the line I have a spoon to feed the fish & I whisper down the rope 'here comes the submarine' because in the ocean they don't have airplanes

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I think it's very cool that we have to drink water to be healthy but if you drink ocean water you get sick. I think that's cool because it's like the ocean said no this is mine get your own

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the cycles of the moon happen because I take a big bite out of the moon and it turns crescent then I eat the whole thing and it's gone and then it grows back

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it scares me to think the back flip and the front flip were probably invented at different times. I want to believe it was the same guy who went check this out and now check this out but the other way

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I wasn't here for 3 months because I was trying to catch a bug in a net a billion times bigger than the bug but the holes were too big so the bug kept slipping through the holes but I kept trying & it was fun, it was so much fun and I never caught the bug and I don't really mind

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you are trying to find something that doesn’t exist. I am googling β€˜field of blueberries please’ and putting my face up to the screen