jake the dog

paladin

The main point of a parody account is to be funny and most of you are NOT funny

I haf gutten intu the supply of shreddd cheese mmmmmmmm sho ghhooooddd

// I played this game yesterday, if you pick the Walt tycoon there is an option to buy the plane crash…. Then you get it as an attack…

I’m a seal

Jia Huan, you can’t say that…

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// Me when I fucking lie.

// I had a dream about a giant endless ren faire hidden in a secret forest… Vergilius was there teaching people how to use live grenades for some reason. He tried teaching me but I was scared and he made fun of my eyesight so I went to see all the knights instead…

The demons are here.

This's true. Us British lot are subhuman n' only eat flavourless slop off the floor. Completely incapable of comprehendin' flavour.

// Hi, I've been wondering how to phrase this since last night and have a few drafts. I posted about it on priv earlier but not couldn't think of how to phrase it here. I'm going to be leaving pmtwt, not much else. Thanks for the kindness, sorry to those I hurt. Bye byes.

// Excuse me? Hi, I'd post about this on main but I am doing it here. Wow...!

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