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||; this is my new baby, guys~. I’m under a new tag, however this, and three other of my accounts will stay under Cyphora~. Give him a follow!~

“Another self-loathing day..“

Silently sneaking on the TL; . . .

“Good morning, ya filthy animals—“

“Here’s a little something to sooth the heart~”

“I’ll catch up with all you filthy animals tomorrow—leave my flies alone.” Double finger guns at Loki and that ‘I’m watching you’ finger motion; narrowing his gaze.

“Who am I taking to bed tonight~?”

“Nothing suits better than a hot cup of organs smoothie with a pinch of fuck you, this isn’t my morning—“

“Honeys—your favorite sugar daddy is home~.”

Milkshakes are the bomb—

“Synthetic human flesh—Bleurgh!”

“Watch out boys and girls, daddy’s gettin’ ready for you all—Oh, Wait—I think I’ve put it inside out.” Snorts.

“Daddy’s back, babies~”

“Nothing beats the taste of my incredible cooking~” Those are actually human livers.

“Meow—I mean.” Clears throat. “MEOW.”

“Guess who’s up early in the morning~?” Suggestive brow wiggle~

“Go on, ladies and gents~” 【 Single or not. 】 ↳ Whoever likes this, would date you. ↳ Whoever RT's this, would fuck you. (Also, *spread it!) ↳ Whoever does both, would marry you. {[If you're brave enough, copy and paste.]}

“It’s a decent enough morning today—never too early for wine~.”