Drake at the wine section of costco: Garden of eden... What's ur goto 14 yo girl walking by: I can't drink Drake: Damnn, you jus rawdog life huh. Real shit. ahaa... (voice dropping an octave) You Wouldn't Last a Second With My Demons

Fred Durst writes, records demo for Britney Spears, "When It Rains" (2003)

Happy Wii Shop Wednesday

Tickets….to the gun show? I’m afraid mine didnt turn up in the mail… why are you flexing ?

new gym motivation is saying ‘for frodo’ to complete each rep

can’t skate so I’m watching old Rodney Mullen tapes and this dude was just unreal

Kenny Powers:

33 years ago today, Mr. Burns hired a group of strike-breakers — “the kind they had in the ‘30s.” “Last Exit to Springfield” first aired on March 11, 1993.

I know you can read MY thoughts, boy... Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow!

Irish Zionism

Minutemen King of the Hill (1985)

Rip D. Boon. Legend

"Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals--except the weasel."

They did surgery on a damn grape and the news isn’t even talking about it

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom