I miss how deeply weird College Football Final was with Lou Holtz and Mark May. Two true psychopaths just shouting nonsense at each other, and sometimes Rece Davis would wear judges robes for some reason. It was a real sight to behold each and every week.

macado's waiters when i need them to refill my water

Is Tim McGraw back to drinking? I’m serious. This is horrible! #stadiumseries #GoBolts

this music performance at the NHL's #stadiumseries is the worst shit i've ever heard in my life, sounds like if someone hated this kind of music and made a parody skit making fun of it, terrible

Everyones doom and gloom but to me it's obvious the tides are gonna turn.

using this tweet to play this card face down and end my turn

That first trip to the bar popping out single

Everytime I think I'm cooked God moves mountains for me. That's so nice of him

This old guy just asked me if I’m excited for the bugs bunny halftime show

THE ADMIRAL’S CUP HAS COME BACK HOME TO BLACKSBURG 🏆

Chris Collinsworth is a fucking idiot

“Are you free for Valentine’s Day?” My plans this weekend:

Me when I open X: Everyone is convinced WW3 is imminent, AI is replicating Skynet, and their life is over. Me when I open the Bible: "Be not afraid" Your inputs decide your reality.

Liberal‼️ 🎵liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, Liberal Liberal🎵 🌈Happy fun! La la la! 😁😁🌈🌈 ⭐️⭐️Human smuggling, Fentanyl deaths!⭐️⭐️ ... ✨✨Forced government euthanasia!! ✨✨

i told you i was a trap cowboy

No Heim Time tonight 😔

The Jigglypuff song 🎵