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what does nobody here watch anime???

ok nvm my account is just dead it was fun while it lasted, see y’all randomly in the algorithm some day.

i should probably get a grip and stop tweeting 5 times at 1 am once every 3 months

i can play music and record a video at the same time on my iphone now when did this happen? this is the best news ever how come nobody told me??

why would you assume i’m celebrating??

jac and i rode our bikes by a poop plant (sewage facility) the other day and she goes. “OMG is that an aquarium!? we HAVE to goooooo!” it also very clearly smelled like shit

lol

took “i made this account for shitposts” too seriously dawg

david facetimed me so i could say hi to Chiqui because she’s visiting and i was like “OMG Chiquiii hi how are you!? is husband outside?” because that was one of the recurring jokes 😔 “no he passed away” how do i always manage to say just the right thing?

our new full length album Breach will be here in september. the first song, The Contract, comes out june 12th. hello Clancy hello Blurryface let’s finish this |-/

i don’t know how to explain it but i feel like i have fully watched all of love island and i haven’t actually watched a single episode

does playing league of legends mean i'm depressed?

i posted a *new* house tour video 6 months after moving in 😎

my internet is out, my cell service is so bad it takes 3 minutes to load a web page and i don’t have any DVDs. i just realized how bored i would be in an apocalypse

i wish spotify had a super like option. you have your likes where you save songs to come back to and then you double tap to super like a song and it’s in your super likes playlist. for the ones you know you’re gonna listen to on repeat.

i know i’m late but that FNAF song join us for a bite goes kinda hard???

i just subscribed to vardan on twitch and he didn’t even see me

time to rise and grift