Do you guys think they’ll ever build another city on rock and roll?

I’d risk it all for him

Comedian DESTROYS heckler in wildfire, authorities are in pursuit.

Today's words:..vehemence?..debauchery ? ..Love you all, tW

Oh you like your Spotify wrapped? I like mine raw.

Ok why am I awake⁉️

Being bi-racial makes people say the darndest things! #WEIRDTheAlYankovicStory #comedy

Give me the Monica

Your baby’s so cute! What’s the breed?

She’s taking care of her medical grade athlete’s foot with Gold Bond.

35? I’m not impressed. Let me know what she looks like when she’s 350.

One day I’ll sit on the toilet for so long they’ll have to amputate.

Why do I, as an Adult, still have boogers?

Babe... are you being random again? I thought we talked about this.

“I may not think she’s attractive but I do think she’s blonde” - my thoughts on MILF Manor.

Being with someone who has a green thumb is great until you come home to find them wrist deep in your sexiest house plant.

Comedian shoots a fourth heckler out of the sky. Authorities have no comment at this time.

Discourse? Yeah imma eat that course too.

Love Island is so much better when you don’t have someone in your ear talking about how it reminds them of the Stanford Prison Experiment.