The ozempic wave was a CIA operation to get Americans back down to enlistment weight 💀💀💀

アメリカはとても深いBBQ文化を持つ国と言うことを知りました。 カリフォルニアは何故か嫌われることが多い州だということを知りました。 フロリダは全裸男性がサケやドラッグをやりながらワニを殴ることが多い州だということを知りました。

WI during a WI when there's normal election a SCOWIS election

Iran should sell securitized future toll revenue from the Strait of Hormuz just like Chicago did with their parking meters

You’ve heard of turning two but betcha haven’t heard of turning zero

In last night’s Wisconsin Supreme Court election, Democrat Chris Taylor received a higher vote share in downtown Madison than Bashar al-Assad did in the 2014 Syrian presidential election.

The manager of an alcohol-free pub called "Sobr" has been convicted of drunk driving Hayden Geraghty was "found slumped over the wheel of his crashed car while more than four times the limit"

I’m advising Trump to post an image of himself as Muhammad.

Your annual Donald Rumsfeld IRS Tax Day Letter appreciation post.

As a single Millennial with no dependents and a six figure income, I’m apparently this country’s only tax base.

this place is a fucking prison

I have built a spreadsheet. It has 847 rows. Each row is a community bank in the United States with a market cap below $200 million, a price-to-tangible-book ratio under 0.85, a non-performing loan ratio below 0.4%, and a CEO who has been in the role for at least twelve years. I

Can't. Gotta be in my cubicle increasing shareholder value. Maybe they'll have the blinds open in the office though 🤞

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

Absolute dog.

they blockading the Strait of Hein-muz

heading into my new job at the southern poverty law center

Conspiracy theorists are having a banner year.