“why do people think they can lift my sword. then when i give it to them by the handle they dislocate both their shoulders.”

✿ Aѕ тнє cяσωη ρяιηcє σf тнє Ƙιηgɗσм, I вєѕтσω υρση тнєє тнє тιтƖє... 𝗥𝗣𝗚 𝗔𝗨 𝗢𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗿 - 𝟮𝟱 𝗗𝗿𝘂𝗶𝗱 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 ...σf α LOSƐR. ✿ ༛༛ ༛ ༛༺༻༛ ༛ ༛༛

“But what if the dragon just starts attacking you? What am I gonna do? Not fight back?”

“That sounds like a lot of effort, it’s not like I even have a problem walking to places anyway.”

“I don’t want to take over cities..?” Blank look down towards the smaller prince, raising a brow. “I’m starting to understand why they won’t let you have the crown yet.”

“You know I work alone. I don’t want to have to look out for a companion aswell.” He doubted Noam’s words, the other would definitely want to conquer cities with a dragon. Even though most of the cities are already under his kingdoms rule regardless.

“Tch..” He placed his hand on top of the others, pushing it back down to stop it from pointing at him. “What could possibly be looking after /me/? I don’t need protection anyways.”

He was taken aback a little by the sudden change in demeanour, he’d never get used to Noam switching so quickly when he was getting serious. “I’ll always return.. I promise.” He huffs, giving the others hand a squeeze. “I’m a hard man to keep down.” tryingtolightenthemood—

“Aяє у-уσυ....ɗσηє ѕραηкιηg мє..?” [ #SeductiveSunday ]

Stoic, hardy oc’s with internal emotional trauma :

“I’ll have you know I’m not a plant. they call me a tomato, so I’d classify as a fruit. Idiots.”

“Noam you can’t just sic me on anyone you don’t like, I’m not a hitman. Deal with your own problems, jeez—“

“Listen boy. I solve none of these problems.”

“... Fine.”

;— late af but ur borderline crack and borderline serious at the same time while simultaneously being funny as fuck. Genuinely fun to interact with 😤

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