Joke's on her—he might've made fun of the name but.. A glance from left to right and he swoops up the box, going elbow-deep into it for a handful. x.com/hoppinglollipo…

"Why's it always got to be gettin' stabbed or—my head bein' busted in? Can't it be FUN for a change? Like, heart attack from some really steamy sex—?"

My favorite color palette. Charlie, can we decorate the living room based off this?

A certain thoughtfulness mapping his features, "Say, what'd ya' suppose the Spanish word for tortilla is?" Nathan Young has one single brain cell.

Cue a suggestive eyebrow waggle. Is [this] what she's missing? x.com/beautlfulangst…

As do most who summon him. Well, what can he say? He's pretty irresistible. Pads of his fingers unapologetically circle around his own nipples over his shirt. —Still miss him? x.com/beautlfulangst…

"Ya' think girls have ever accidentally stuck a tampon up their anus?" He's asking the hard-hitting questions here.