Dominos cookies — You’ve disappointed me for the (last) time.

Moose @ Kevin.

|| Here’s the deal — I need to go cook but I hate socialising.

|| Can we just state Ariana’s ‘break up with your girlfriend, ‘cause I’m bored.’ Was Kevin in season 2 to Moose and Midge.

He’s just curled up like a burrito awaiting for somebody to save him from this boredom.

|| If they don’t I’m suing.

|| Good because my broke ass won’t be able to afford a lawyer, so I’ll do a Ted Bundy and represent myself.

|| I took sleeping pills last night to help me sleep, I regret everything. I’m still drowsy and can’t keep my eyes open. I have work soon.

|| Life : 2999 vs Me: 0 I broke my glasses and now I can’t see. Today has been an all round bad day

|| Will never relate

|| That is the definition of my life, you’re so magical with words.

|| Teach me your ways sensei, my love life in none existing

|| Noted.

Only he would mistake ‘cook’ for ‘cock’.

. . . He may of disappeared for a while, however he’s made his infamous return. He just took a long nap that lasted like a week?

He and his Aunt have been watching Queer eye for the past two days — She’s trying to embrace his homosexuality but instead making it incredibly awkward.

He really wants to question how he’s manged to get in such a mess but he’s a Mantle which answers all and every question.

Maybe if he ignores him he’ll go away? Yep, the brunette continued to keep his gaze to the floor in hopes Oliver would stumble away home.

I just got Curious Cat, ask me anything! curiouscat.me/ImmoralLust?t=…

It’s. too. Hot. In. This. God. Damn. House.