I’m all about understanding that life is busy and sometimes it’s hard to catch up. But sometimes it just boils down to not caring about the friendship enough to invest in it.

Imagine being able to make your own schedule and still making yourself working until 5:30 on FRIDAY. What the f is wrong with me 😂

*weirder

I guess I thought I’d be Wonder Woman today and start at 8 am & do 6 massages and then waitress from 5 until 10:30/11. WHAT THE FACK

Just a three day week and then a mini vacay... I can do dis!!!!!

Why can’t I be one of those insanely disciplined people who eat right and work long hours and still have motivation to be a fit bitch?

Me: *angry as fuck I have to work today* Also me: *Scheduled the day myself*

Getting off earlier today was exciting until I gave myself five different things to get done 😆

Ain’t nothing worse than your sperm donor trying to add you on Facebook with his 10th new profile 😅😂

Love that my neighbor is using a bobcat in his gravel driveway this morning

Just a friendly reminder to stop getting animals if all you do is get rid of them after the cutesy stage.

All my University of Oklahoma girls stay safe out there. Some predators loose on the football team. Posting to keep ya’ll safe fr. Not to expose anyone. But I will if I have to. Love.

Engagement pictures tonight and so excited!!! Makes it feel that much more REAL 🤩🥰😂

I truly don’t know how I’ll ever be a parent.. there’s zero down them. the biggest thing I look forward to after work is a beer, dinner and doing nothing else.

Whoever woke up one morning and thought “I’m gonna put socks on the soles of my Hey Dudes so I don’t have to look dorky.” thank you. Genius. I no longer look like an idiot in my joggers 😂

Boarded the girls yesterday so we didn’t have to worry about them on vacation and I am so heckin sad. My house is so quiet 🥺