it's great to know if a federal agent shoots you in the face the entire government will publicly slander you as a domestic terrorist before ambulances even arrive

Covering for pedophiles AND murderers damn this administration does it all!

Owning the libs by proudly chearleading the pedophile protector like my team won the superbowl. Jeremy got us good.

Extinction level indicator

My vice president is retweeting Asmongold, I cannot express in words how much our species has regressed.

I need to see giant tits the whole time! how am I supposed to cum my pants in the theater???

“This is my dream collab”

if I was such an insufferable loser that my entire friend group sided with the guy fucking my fiance because he’s more likable than me, I would also contemplate jumping off a bridge tbf

What are you mad at me for I didnt fuck your wife

I’m 24 Played League of Legends all day for Valentines Day Bought a large Papa John’s pizza, 16 buffalo wings, & a 2 liter of pepsi all for myself I set a goal and I achieved it. Discipline, awareness, priorities. #nowomen

Kitten ask to match pfps for Valentine’s day. Daddy can’t refuse.

This is like having Jeffery Epstein vindicate you