I’m... I’m not a degenerate, am I?? Maybe, you’re the degenerate!! Degenerate female!

“It’s 2PM, time for me to talk about my day and force you to listen because I love you.”

“I— Okay...” Sniff sniff... “Are you sure?”

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Tears are just rolling down his cheek. “I’m... im sorry... w... would you like me to listen to your day instead?”

Sniff sniff. “You really care? You’re not just saying that?” He just wiped his tears. “So... I saw this dog and I thought he was really cute... and... and I went to pet it, but IT BIT ME AND THEN I STARTED CRYING AND I WAS SO SAD.”

No, no, it’s fine, he’s already lost interest in the swordswoman.

He just nodded his head repeatedly, showing off his bandaged hand. “The story doesn’t end there though, on my walk it... it began raining and I treated myself to an ice cream because of the dog bite and the... and the rain just washed away my ice cream!” He’s starting to sob.

“Would you like to hear a secret?” He’s just going to lean in towards your ear, starting to whisper. “I... I have an erection and would like you to take care of it.”

“Please just suck me off, I will not shut up until you do.”

This could be us, but I’m shy as hell and we both know it will never happen. 😰😔

“Y... yeah, you’re right, but... but still, I had a horrible day and it’s not fair! It’s every day something always bad happens to me...” He’s starting to take deep breaths to relax himself. “T... tell me about your day.”

“That’s not fair! That’s not fair! THAT’S NOT FAIR! We’re being so unlucky and this world is out to get us without a doubt. The world is probably enjoying our depression and we can’t do anything about it! Well, actually... let me think.” Slight pause. “We can’t! WAAAAAAAH.”

Casually... C o c k s l a p s the reader like it’s no big deal. He’s lonely, horny and desperate, the worst combination-

“I only date blind people cause they never leave me on seen.” :)

“Would you like some Hello Kitty toast from my Hello Kitty Wide Slot 2-Slice Sanrio Electric Toaster?”

“P...pogchamp.”

“If you’re sick, please stay home, but if you’re thick, you can come over!” :)

“Why... why am I so horny just by looking at you? What fucking magic do you know???”

“I... I’m sorry for my absence, I know you all might’ve missed me... or not, I am pretty annoying... but I’m back, I’m sorry.”