If your toddler isn't meeting these milestones, you need to be worried 6 months - Responds to own name 12 months - use simple gestures including handshakes 18 months - Cook dinner for family 2 years - have 15 years work experience

Me to 5 y/o: We have to set the table nicely for Ouma and Oupa. 5: If you want to be fancy, we need a fancy house. Me: You don’t think our house is fancy? 5: Well, I don’t see a princess, so, uh, NO.

5 y/o: How do you spell Chloe? Me: C H L O E 5 y/o: How do you know that? Me: I’m clever. 5 y/o: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Cackling!!!

Hire more platform specific social media managers. Bc truthfully, why are you on 7 social media platforms and expect ONE person to manage all of this!!???

You're an adult. You can do what you want. Wait...You have kids? Nevermind.

Stop forcing yo children to eat food they don’t like. You too don’t eat food you don’t like. I will never forget the nights that I spent sitting at the table, crying, throwing up and being forced to eat food I didn’t like. It’s so common we joke about it, but it’s not okay.

My 5 y/o says “oopsidentally” instead of accidentally and I curse the one who will ever correct her and change her!

People of Twitter, please help! What can I buy a beautiful blind baby (9 months old) for Christmas? I have a few musical instruments, but not sure what else I can get her?

Honestly just want to buy a house so I can paint the ceilings 🥰

It looks so pleased with itself!

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

April showers bring May flowers 🌺

Hey Pick n Pay Clothing. Your staff and managers at President Hyper AND Valley View are the rudest bullies! Who do I contact to obtain video footage?!