shoutout to me in 5 years. i bet i'll be doing amazing

You have to be crazier than what came to kill you.

it all works out on a random tuesday

I know it’s hard but please learn how to heal without venting to everyone.

It's physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent, more evil, weird, and devoid of empathy every single day.

"If you don't fit into the crowd, it means your place is on the stage."

Are we ready to admit we shoulda kept cable instead of paying for 10 different streaming apps? 😭😭 It’s gotten OUTTA HAND

getting whatever I want is so normal for me it’s laughable atp like

may 1, friday...

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

You need a kiss , your hair done , $100,000 and some flowers

There’s nothing more dreading than asking people a question and they start telling you their whole life story. Goshhhh 🙄

Service providers who be heavy on the lateness/cancellation policy but be the first to reschedule you 30 minutes before your appointment can fuck themselves and that fee actually.

in bed at 10pm on a Saturday like the good woman I am ☝🏽

I deserve a very flirty, fun summer. Enough with being locked in, I need whimsy and ridiculous joy.

libra, you’re going to be a rich housewife by 2027. stay pretty.

So sad I don’t have anyone to share great news or accomplishments with…

i don’t have a good grip on life because all the grip went to my pussy