Well at least she's getting some action. x.com/ofstonesanddir…

LAME. x.com/ofstonesanddir…

"Some are hard to understand, others are pretty easy." He shrugged with an amused smirk. x.com/ofironandsatir…

"Are they not the right size or something?" Okay /maybe/ Wes just wants to embarrass them both at this point, but he still wants them to — x.com/webbedvariant/…

— be safe. x.com/webbedvariant/…

YOU TWO SHOULD'VE FUCKED BY NOW. x.com/ofstonesanddir…

"Your reaction to this amuses me." He chuckled. x.com/ofironandsatir…

Wait...is she a virgin? x.com/ofstonesanddir…

Okay good. x.com/ofstonesanddir…

He snorts in laughter. "Oh teasing you and Em about this is too fucking great." He'll just find him. x.com/webbedvariant/…

Probably not. x.com/ofstonesanddir…

[Ｐｅｔｅｒ Ｐａｒｋｅｒ and Ꮛᴍʙᴇʀʟʏ Ꮥᴛᴇᴠᴇɴs sex life.] Wᴇsʟᴇʏ Bʀᴏᴄᴋ :

"So you haven't had a boyfriend or anything?" x.com/ofironandsatir…

That's a shocker for him. "Is it because you don't want one, or does your dad just restrict you from dating?" x.com/ofironandsatir…

"No but seriously, you two better not be dumb and try it without protection." He's dating his little sister, he can't avoid him. x.com/webbedvariant/…

He would suspect she would at least have her first kiss already. "Wait...your dad is Tony Stark?" x.com/ofironandsatir…

He frowned. "Beat up? Wouldn't people be dying to date you or be your friend?" x.com/ofironandsatir…

"That's fucked up. Have you at least told your dad what people do?" His frown deepened. x.com/ofironandsatir…

He stretched out his arms. "So, what did I miss?"

And cue him covering his ears. "Jesus Em, no need for screaming." x.com/ofstonesanddir…