Spread your wings and try, try, try! 🦋

made the mistake of smelling my brother's beard, christ alive

y'all i've been doing pilates semi-regularly for four weeks now and the angle i shaved my legs at today was WILD

you turn 25 and then suddenly youre sexy its kind of cool

discovering a woman is straight is so jarring like oh!! wow! ok! that’s cool! i’m an ally!! i support you! it’s just unexpected!

that's #oomf

goodbye seasonal depression, HELLO body dysmorphia season

you know you’re chopped when they call you cute instead of hot

realistically there are lots of people who are really lovey dovey and romantic and responsible and interesting and warm and attentive and they aren’t faking it. i know a billion people like that. so you can probably find a boyfriend like that. probably. saying this to encourage

Oh! A box of oomfs,,

My g spot is in my heart

me telling anybody about my day at work

being gay is trying to telepathically communicate to visibly gay people you see in public that you're one of them

I have identified that im unlovable and will die alone

Why?

hasse es, wenn leute "lespe" auf insta schreiben. bro sag einfach lesbe, es ist kein schlimmes wort