Held in poop for three hours of driving on shitty icey roads and now I’m stuck in a modified 3 point stance on the toilet fighting for my life

Yeah buddy, I’ll take the 6mg wintergreens. No receipt is fine.

Reluctantly hammering rays moneyline

Thank you, Greg!

Just described soccer as “third world running” to the wife (college soccer player). Dog house until I show the crank (can’t resist!)

Feel bad for the Betta fish every time I go to petco #empath

They should remake joes vs pros but call it chuds vs chads

Baylor Scheierman X Trey Alexander jersey swap😍

Homerun off the foul pole is very under appreciated beast sports moment

Started rewatching Malcolm in the middle. Holy peak

Don’t recall giving them the rights to my life story

45 seconds after my wife shows me her new sundress

John Fanta at the derby! John Fanta

Unfortunately absolute heat

Thought Spurs basketball was supposedly ethical hoops, lottttaaaaa flopping and foul baiting #noticing

Fat women in San Antonio going crazy tn, enjoy your tortas wemby!