if you have a boyfriend then why the hell did you tell me you were sorry that my gramdma died

"f*ck all you fat & sensitive people for cancelling the victoria secret fashion show"

Thread: Nikki Haley said the Confederate Flag was a symbol of "service and sacrifice and heritage" I was born and raised in SC so I know a little about this. Here is the truth behind that statement:

*puts on tin foil hat* Nobody really asks why Amazon and Google allow sophisticated pieces of equipment of to be sold for so cheap. Y’all don’t see they’ll do anything to get in your home? You never wondered why?

emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick

open mic night just started at the coffee shop I’m in and I was not prepared for this much cologne

*T A C O B E L L knuckle tats*

I am a: ⚪️ guy ⚪️ girl 🔘 millennial Looking for: 🔘Christmas spirit 🔘 a sense of purpose 🔘 the jonbenet ramsey killer 🔘 dopamine

Christmas cocktail recipe :) -1.5 shots of your favorite liquor - all the liquid content of a snow globe -silica gel beads -three french hens (milked) (will not expand on this) -ink from 12 Macy’s security tags -just some loose gravel I guess

a little froggo sitting on a mushie... sorry for this weird format

the exact same plot of Pixar Cars but with real people is a hallmark movie

bron❣️ she knows too much

I can’t explain my logic but if your childhood bedroom is still intact your family is rich.

can we make the world safe for women so can i do this pls thank u

[i arrive in hell] Satan: welcome Me: thanks what's with the fork lol Satan: it's a pitchfork shut up Me: ooo i'm so scared what are u gonna do eat a big salad lmao Satan: Me: Satan: [i arrive in super hell]

im not “promoting obesity” by existing.

this comic is one of my favorite pieces of art ever