Peter stepped outside

Ahh shit.

When you search dog eating corn cob you expect more variety

Dang. Just found out that the man I thought was my grandpa is just some baby with a bubble beard

Not uncommon

The lion actually concerns himself with all kinds of things and is kinda struggling right now

She’s still got it!

Give this dumb motherfucker the dumb motherfucker award for once

Responding to an email from March 23rd 2015

The crust punks in my dreams are getting wilier. They have more paint, they have more ladders and they’re not letting me out of this comically large hole in ground.

I like that they still got a good one

Lets gumbooo

I wanna drive a Blimp

I made a gumbo

Just traded a camel crush for an oyster

What the world needs Is another dead cowboy

The War on Christmas is fake. But the War on Halloween is real.

god I hate this faux populist bullshit. K-12 is also free for rich people, as are public parks, the fire dept, libraries etc. Study after study shows means testing is the quickest way to gut programs for the rich AND the poor because it erodes the public base of support.