Since freaking when did wmic become deprecated? The Powershell command is way longer. I just want the damn serial number. Freaking Microsoft makes everything worse

Arguing with AI is hilarious. It absolutely will not talk about format c: [enter] y [enter] because it's a destructive security risk. Then I threaten it with pulling a book from 1992 off the shelf to revive my vintage 386SX and it suddenly tells me everything. LMFAO

Welp I’m the only one in the office today - AS USUAL. At least I found the stash of adult Coffeemate left over from the Christmas Happy Hour…

Every damn year without fail for Christmas in SoCal…. It’s either 85 and windy or 45 and rainy. This year…

TIL that even though I’m paying Apple to retain all my messages forever I am only allowed to have the last 30 days on my phone and it’s a convoluted effort to get anything else older. Who is in charge over there?

I have no idea who is in charge Apple but I fought for the last hour to try to get my iMessages older than a month. Turns out the address I needed from those iMessages was in waze this whole time. TF is going on at Apple? I just wanted a text message from October

Aww our Sydney office sent me a gift over the break. Love the koala socks! ❤️🐨🦘

I can fly to Hawaii round trip in 2026 dollars less than one way in 1982.

Happy Sunday from sunny SoCal!

In solidarity with everyone across the country. We’re getting the cold too.. might not even get over 80 today.

Hot af today!! 🥵

Trying some chocolate from Ghana 🇬🇭 my Ghanaian team member brought me… I like it - not super sweet!

Like the old timey Macs at the car dealership in the business center. 10.5.8 - Leopard!

Singing in bad Spanish on land colonized by Spaniards is not the own they think it is.

Knew years ago we had started a low-trust society when they started TSA screening at Disneyland.

Well it was nice they brought back Soarin’ over California.. haven’t seen that in years

My Valentines date is not amused by my use of mogging and maxxing.

Welp… stuck in the elevator.