2 years ago, this week was our last normal week of life

"No one wants to work anymore."

my parents bought their house in 1976 for $58,000. in 2022 dollars, that would be $279,160. their 2022 assessment valued the house at $2.09 million. i don't think getting married at 34 instead of 24 is the reason my generation can't buy homes. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

The end justifies the means. Ozark Season 4 Part 2 — the final episodes — premieres April 29

"millennials love to rent, be childless and drive for Uber because they love the flexibility" lol no they are just all broke

More than 6 years ago Amber Heard taunted Johnny Depp to tell the world and the jury that he was the victim of domestic violence and see who’ll believe him. Today she gets to sit there and watch him do exactly that. #JusticeForJohnnyDepp

i had to do it. thats why we love johnny depp.

"I don't think we should try to have people live for a really long time. That'd cause asphyxiation of society because the truth is, most people don't change their mind. They just die. So if they don't die, we will be stuck with old ideas and society wouldn't advance." — Elon Musk

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

I thought she was making oj cubes for oj but she one upped me!

It absolutely never fails.

Only thing I hate about falling out with people is the version of their story they go tell 😭 cous ima tell the whole truth even the part that make me look bad but people be LYING, telling half stories cous they need sympathy.

George Carlin on deranged far right conservatives and their obsession with abortion: "They are not pro-life, they are anti-woman."

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one. If you’re against contraception, don’t take any. If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one. If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender. Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

someone said that self care is also choosing not to argue with people who are committed to misunderstanding you. i felt that.

Goofy Goober Rock - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

If you don’t want it done to you, don’t do it. Stop filming people at the gym. If you can’t respect others, STAY HOME.

stop making these movies PLEASEE