All rise for the Church of Blood. Introducing Joseph Morgan as Sebastian Blood, Franka Potente as Mother Mayhem and Lisa Ambalavanar as Jinx. #DCTitans

WHEN I READ THIS, I CHOKED ON MY POPTART AND SCARED MY MOM

Honestly, I hate when people say "UFOs aren't real"... do you not know that "UFO" LITERALLY STANDS FOR "UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT" SO ANY FLYING OBJECTS THAT CANNOT BE IDENTIFIED ARE UFOS. THIS IS A HILL I WILL FUCKING DIE ON.

No.

Coworker asked what wrong with me today and I said so much. Apparently honesty is considered humor now. 🤷‍♀️

Bleach filler episodes>

Why is Ice Bear me?

When you're having an up day, after masking for almost a month and your sister complains and insults your expression of happiness. Fucking love it. Thanks, bitch.

21. Wtf

I GET SUCH CRACKHEAD VIBES FROM FLOKI AND I FUCKING LOVE HIM. #VIKINGS #ShouldHaveWatchedThisFirst

HE BROUGHT A FAKE BIRD. I CAN'T. SIR.

And there we have it, the announcement... After all these years, finally... Coming in April, you're getting a prequel.

Would very much like to sleep now, thank you brain.

Ah yes. The days old trick. Having a panic attack in a mall on your birthday. Thanks brain. How would I have gotten through the day without this?

I 100% support Jack Black for complete world domination.

NOT Paul de Gelder GOING "SOMEONE TAKE MY LEG" BRUH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

DID YOU REMEMBER TO DRINK WATER? no. No I did not. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh...it's going according to plan.

I feel like Steven McGarrett on Hawaii 5-0 had ADHD. That's why I like him so much.

Chopper: *gives DETAILED explanation of disease* Luffy: "So it's a mystery disease"