AND I just wanna thank god for not making me allergic to seafood

Apparently, you get assigned more work if you’re good at your job.

My laundry hamper is full again

“wyd after work?” me already in bed:

Me on my way to a rent free 2026

A food blog site before you get to the recipe:

Ending another year with 0 kids

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

HAPPY NEW YEAR! PEACE, HAPPINESS, AND GOOD HEALTH TO ALL OF YOU IN 2026!

THIS IS ACTUAL CINEMA I’M IN TEARS LMFAOOO😭😭😭

on my way to a meetup i initiated when i was in an extraverted mood

It’s Black History Month! MAKE SOME MFN NOISE! 🗣️

being broke and getting flashbacks of the money you spent unnecessarily

Daylight savings in 2 weekends

Have I ever bought a what a what in the what??

Me and Timothee Chalamet got the same amount of Oscars

“it’s just a scene of a rat singing… it doesn’t need to be that good” Producers of Barnyard:

this time next week twitter will be a chaos from all the euphoria discourse..