THE TIGERS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

Tip for literally everyone: autocorrect likes to take over when texting ‘I love you so much’ and say ‘I love you so Lucy’ so unless you’re dating someone named Lucy, god bless you and everyone please send this to my girlfriend GRACE

My girlfriend: I don’t watch reality tv My girlfriend when I turn on Vanderpump Rules:

Starbucks keeps trying to offer me rewards on the app like it didn’t just destroy my existence last week with an iced Oleoto

It finally happened, stepped in water in flared jeans and brikenstocks I’m back in 7th grade with wet ankles all day can’t believe gen z cancelled skinny jeans for this

So five guys walk into an elevator…

Wearing a Taylor Swift t shirt during the nsync reunion I AM NOT OKAY #VMA

“Hey Grace take my picture with NSYNC” #VMA

“Hey Grace take my picture with Taylor Swift” #VMAs

Omg I didn’t know Taylor Swift had a football team love this for her 💕💕

Love this new queer eye sports episode where Antoni goes to watch Taylor’s boyfriend try and catch a ball this is so cute

They are so fetch

Google sports was 🤏🏼 close that’s actually Mia Hamm

This morning I was so sick I called my mom at 6am but then I got embarrassed and said it was a butt dial and then I felt guilty for lying so had to fess up that I just needed my momma moral of the story you’re never too old to wake your mom up to tell her you threw up 💕💕

Nobody told me lesbians could get pregnant with each other and when you do it’s just litters of different adorable animals🐾💕

Me and Scully thought Taylor Swift was going to be at the foosball game tonight..

How can you tell if your doggy Christmas cookies are yummy? Well you taste them of course!! Find out how they turned out today on 101.1 KRMD :) 🐾🐶🎄

me adding wet food to my dog’s dry food because he feels comfortable complaining despite being literally on sale at the humane society

Poured coffee over my tea bags today so guess let’s go ahead and skip to 2025 ✌🏻