Congratulations to everyone who contributed to this afternoon/evening's Twitter discourse. Much like the tractors and Neil Parish, you all pulled together.

I saw a UFO over a city in devon; Finally proof we have been visited by Exeter Kestrels #joke #IllGetMyCoat

Who knew the world needed a kilt / parachute pants mash up #Eurovision

If the Latvian version of Sesame Street had to create a #Eurovision entry…

Mika channeling his inner Martin Bell #Eurovision

Just a reminder that if he were alive today the great Christopher Lee would be 100…. And screaming “help, I’ve been buried alive”

Bleak Expectations Watermill Theatre is An absolute stonker of a show and some of the finest Chaperone acting I’ve ever seen courtesy of Taya Etsell

10 cls 20 PRINT I've just supported Comedy Basic by @gralefrit at @Unbounders unbound.com/books/comedy-b… 30 GOTO 20

Hey Yodel by InPost Delivery Network your drivers admit in message they have lost the parcel but still report it as delivered. It’s stopped me getting a replacement shipped in time for Christmas. It’s shoddy as hell and it’s textbook fraud. Is this official company policy?

It has all come full circle Beef & Dairy Network whatsonstage.com/london-theatre…

Happy Christmas Eve #iDoThisEveryYear #someoneStopMe

Happy Birthday Mike Fenton Stevens💙 sorry it’s a bit late

Hey Biffa I’ve seen this happen a few times but finally managed to get video & photos. Why are your staff taking things out of bins and then fly-tipping them in our hedge?

Hey The Play That Goes Wrong any truth to the rumours you're staging a revival of the Robert Icke play this winter? I'm hearing we will be able to see The Doctor in The Duchess later this year?

Definitely one for Rory Sutherland

Hey virginatlantic literally stranded in an airport with no onward connection booked or any staff here who can tell me anything or help in any way. This isn’t a movie, this is my family Christmas you’ve screwed up. Can anyone help?