Imagine pinning your fading play off hopes on two teams getting docked points by the league and one team failing with your ex manager with a team your current manager left because he couldn’t take them any further than 15th #pufc

Imagine England cricket fans getting all excited again because we beat a team who didn’t need to win but, whose dubious display and tactics finished the chances of Pakistan qualifying, strange that 🙄

Imagine being one of those plums that said we signed an awful defence after the first few games 🤦🏼‍♂️ Last 4 league matches Goals conceded 0 Opponent shots on target 1

Hey Mick George Group Can I please nominate Quadruple Award Winner for the HT skip challenge this coming Saturday 12th versus Lincoln. Ian is a 54yrs old we have supported him (set him up) to be mascot and fundraise for @SRthorpehall He’s up to £2.3k and he would donte any winnings👍#pufc

My co conspirators in organising this are Kev Cook Del Sir Gareth T Wildebeest III 💎 Conor Levi Crisp Darren Moody P.S. Quadruple Award Winner said it’s so easy he could do it blindfolded 😎⚽️

Oh my days. Stop drinking and put your phone down Eddie 🤦🏼‍♂️

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Turns on leadership debate to see Corbyn and the very question be a soft loaded shit awful question followed by a damning second one that they choose to ignore ffs 🤦🏼‍♂️

Neutral is a cop out position of someone who wants to please every possible voter and is too weak to stand by his judgement Not a good trait of a leader

Christ. We’re on to Twitter handles and buying URLs now. Imagine Margaret Thatcher being grilled about the Tory fax machine set-up or Churchill facing questions about his fountain pen supplier. Get. A. Grip.

Four party leaders given thirty minutes each to be grilled by individuals who are clearly not impartial. The only thing learnt from tonight is that it’s a pointless waste of two hours without Andrew Neil at the helm #LeadersDebate

Imagine even contemplating selling Toney in January This is a difficult watch 😶

Well, if nothing else #pufc are going to win the goal of the trophy this season, it’s just a case of which goal by which player

the rest of L1 can fuck off we’re having our own Goal of the Season competition #pufc #posh

Once again as thick as 2 billion short planks 🙄

Those members of the public that overpowered the scummy terrorist today deserve true recognition 🏅 The one who pinned him down and had to be dragged off him clearly thought he was wearing a suicide vest and for that alone he deserves the highest possible medal for valour 🏅👏👏

Imagine having a match time set to suit an overseas audience as opposed to your own travelling fans

Imagine paying £7.50 to stream a double friendly, only to find out it fails 5 mins in. Never mind you could just donate the money and tweet for likes

Imagine being swayed by the drawer of a quick buck by the big six whilst football fans are going: wooooaaahh hang on, this doesn’t look right Then having to do a massive U turn when rest of premier league agree with fans Says a lot about the true intentions of some owners 🧐

How to beat your opponents mentally and physically Play Kanu from beginning and trick them into thinking it’s an easy match. As soon as they get comfortable take him off and make it 11v11 and it’s game over #pufc