Been drunk in sports journalism class for a hour and this is all I’ve written down

This is a mizzou commit doing all this corny extra shit after a game where he got locked down by a drinking school btw. Barstool Patriots(STATE CHAMPS) come get your boy and his lame ass tatto🤡

Heading to the nebraska Iowa game righg now. If Will Compton has a corny ass hype video pregame you will see beers flying toward the jumbotron.

“We give that grace to year 1 coaches”

Maturing is realizing this behavior is deemed “ok” by the AD if you’re a winning head coach. Sherrone moore wasnt one so Michigans AD used his situation as an excuse to fire him. Lane Kiffin was winning so Ole miss couldnt fire him. #ncaascandal #LaneStein

Incoming‼️ Izzie Galligan has entered the transfer portal to travel with her sneaky link Dylan Raiola (Yes, Dylan linked with a junior in highschool) Per: NEHSFB Centel

Papio south: Levi Webb you are a pathetic foul baiting pussy and I cant wait to come on the court and sock your dumbass right then and there

Gather round little ones time to learn about Israel

Merry Christmas Team Store Vance “Mary Wife, Brian’s Calves” Vance Elkhorn South Football

Son😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Left FaZe Clan

Water😭

GET OFF YOUR PHONES WHEN YOU DRIVE Nearly got into an accident because someone had their face buried in their phone. Asshole made me spill my beer.

This is fucking unacceptable. We can blame JJ all we want but it all starts with our AD. We have no promotion or hype for our athletics, we are stuck in the 80s. Talent leaves every year because Elkhorn south athletics is equivalent to Ball State in College. (Thread)

WOW.

“I wouldn’t trade my life for none of yalls. its an embargo”😮‍💨😮‍💨

Why isnt this being shown on every news outlet? Seems like there’s an agenda being pushed

Tonight, Elkhorn south basketball will pull off the biggest upset of the season. #RDS.